Gallery | Mr. G, the Holiday Grouch for Hire | Lancaster, PA

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The grouch in the wild

All real events, real guests, and one real scowl. This is exactly what shows up at your door: the wreath crown, the sweater, and the attitude, softened considerably by whoever he is posing with.

Pick your grouch

Same grouch, several coats. Tell us which look you want when you book, or talk it through with him first.

Mr. G in the Classic look: a red Santa-style suit with white fur trim and a Santa hat, leaning on a steam locomotive — The Classic. The traditional red suit, fur trim and all. Maximum grouch, formal division.

Mr. G in the Goofy Sweater look: a red and white striped Christmas sweater and a wreath crown, arms thrown wide — The Goofy Sweater. His red and white Christmas sweater and the wreath crown. The one you have probably seen around town.

Mr. G in the Summer Grouch look: a floral Hawaiian shirt, pink lei and straw hat, arms outstretched — The Summer Grouch. Hawaiian shirt, lei, straw hat. Built for Christmas in July and warm weather nerve.

Your theme here?

Something Custom. Planning something specific? Tell him the theme and he will scheme up a look for it.

Mr. G in the Classic red suit standing on the front of a steam locomotive, waving — Yes, he climbed on the engine. No, he will not apologize.

Mr. G in a bucket hat and floral shirt at an outdoor lemonade stand, hands clasped — Christmas in July. He celebrates early and complains early.

Mr. G working the DJ decks at an event — DJ Grouch. Taking requests, denying most of them.

Mr. G in the Classic red suit with his arms out in front of a cinema backdrop — Opening night, every night. The cinema has accepted this.

Mr. G in a tank top and floral shorts with ski goggles on his head, arms out on a sidewalk — Off duty. Still green.

Mr. G in the Classic red suit beside Cylo, the Lancaster Stormers mascot — A summit with Cylo. Trade secrets were exchanged.

Mr. G mid-stride in an office space, arms out toward the camera — Out in the wild, terrifying the retail sector.

Mr. G in the Classic red suit with a finger to his lips beside a large red train wheel — Shh. The train is sleeping.

Mr. G in a summer outfit with an inflatable llama float, shaking hands with a police officer — Pool season, handled professionally.

Mr. G and Santa posing together on stage — A professional disagreement with the man in red.

Mr. G in the Classic red suit waving from the pitcher's mound at a baseball stadium — He took the mound at Clipper Magazine Stadium. The crowd went mild.

Mr. G with his arms thrown wide, grinning in front of a laughing guest — The grand entrance. Try not to applaud, it encourages him.

Mr. G in a summer outfit waving beside a lemonade stand banner — The lemonade stand never stood a chance.

Close-up of Mr. G in the Classic red suit holding a Highland cow plush — He made a friend. It happens about once a year.

Mr. G teasing a guest beside tall barn windows — Teasing the guests is part of the show.

Mr. G in the Classic red suit seated at a desk with one foot up on it — Reviewing the scorecard. He disputes every call.

Mr. G in a Hawaiian shirt waving beside Santa and a police officer at a ballpark event — Even in summer, the big guy keeps him honest.

Mr. G lounging on a gold throne beside a lit Christmas tree, legs crossed — A throne is just a chair that agrees with him.

Mr. G in a summer outfit with an inflatable llama float and his arms out at an outdoor market — The float is load-bearing. Do not question the float.

Close-up of Mr. G waving at the camera — A wave, under protest.

Photos from Mr. G’s own page, used with his permission. Star Barn event photos by Alexander Sellers.

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